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Thursday, September 28, 2006

What Not to Do

Don't...

Trust anyone, because everyone has a big mouth.

Leave a camera at a hotel in Paris and be stupid enough to think they'll send it back.

Go to the doctor and find out you have a "serious medical condition" and then go home and google it and read about it on Wikipedia, because Wikipedia will tell you it's the 9th leading cause of death in America.

Go to health services at WLU. They will give you a prescription and call you 2 days later to tell you the medicine you've been taking might kill you.

Make plans because you will be very disappointed. Every route you map out will have unexpected construction, accidents, detours, delays and dead ends. Just accept your life for whatever the hell it is and live it.

Let on to anyone that you feel like your life is in shambles. Nobody cares. Their busy enough trying to figure out their own shitty lives and you're probably way better off anyway.

Be afraid to laugh about whatever you want to cry about. It's funny. Really, it is.

Think too much. Everything will be fine.

4 Comments:

  • At 29.9.06, Blogger CR said…

    WLU Health Services has a habit of doing that. Adrian was working on a story about how they gave some kid a prescription that almost killed him, but he never ended up finishing it.

     
  • At 29.9.06, Blogger sydney said…

    health services really is terrible. but i care if you feel like your life is in shambles! i'm sure i have a somewhat similar feeling, we should get some coffee/wine and talk/laugh about everything we usually sigh about.

     
  • At 2.10.06, Blogger Mish said…

    I will take you up on the wine but don't worry...my life is not really in shambles! I've just been sick, tired and grumpy, but I'm feeling at least 60% better.

    I was mostly just saying that sometimes you feel like your life in shambles but you're actually a lot better off than you think :)

     
  • At 2.10.06, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i agree..just take it day by day. week by week..

    and plans should be left for that time when you're feeling inspired or need some inspiration to keep you going...

     

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