Bitches

Last night after Krista finished her last exam, we drank Russian beer and watched Dave Chappelle, which is funny no matter how many times you've seen it. I love Chappelle because he makes the word 'bitches' so damn funny.

Speaking of bitches, Kris and I both decided that bitches make great friends. The type of person whose bad side you do not want to be on, bitches can be cold, rude or downright bitchy until you've earned their trust and respect. But once you're friends with a bitch, she got your back.

The bitch has a lot of acquaintances but doesn't consider a lot of people "friends." However the ones she does are like family, and she'll die or go to jail defending them.

I may be a bit of a bitch. But I'm your bitch.

Peace, bitches.