Gunther - tutti frutti summer love

Title: tutti frutti summer love Artist: Gunther Sphie If you like this movie, visit my site then ^^ http://www.sphie.com/

Oh, Lianne

I have to be a big loser and blog about Lianne's msn name.

Lianne is my roomate and an absolutely fabulous human being. She is always up for a party and drinks like a man.

Last night was no exception. Her MSN name is a testament to her utter drunkeness last night and really, it made me laugh so hard I needed to have it on record here so when we are old and wild nights of excessive drinking are but a distant memory, I can remember just how trashed this girl was.

Maybe she went online to say goodnight to her boyfriend when we got back from the bar. Could be she went online to look at porn. Who knows. Regardless, this is what her MSN name says this morning:

Lee - if it got more drunkl than that...i really cant see.
She doesn't get enough party, she doesn't get enough

I love how it makes no sense at all and really accurately reflects her state of mind and her inability to finish thoughts last night. At the risk of sounding motherly, Lianne, I'm proud of you. You didn't even throw up.

Pinchy's 2007 Top-Five Style List

1. Hobo Chic
Remember Boho-chic? All you need to do is switch the B and the H and you've got yourself the ultimate fashionista on the go. Today's busy woman doesn't have time to live anywhere, let alone shower or worry about changing her clothes on a daily basis. Second-hand stores like the Salvation Army and Value Village are not only perfect for this look, they're 100% wallet-friendly. This is the year of the Pig, so take advantage ladies!

2. Year of the Pig
Did we mention it's the year of the Pig? Ok, you get it. Find your local animal shelter and get rid of that annoying yappy little dog. Canines are OUT. Pigs are in. George Clooney, named the sexiest man of the year, is inseperable from his pig "Max" and the trend is spreading through LA like annorexia. Take your pig to the mall, the salon and even to the hippest party spots. Everyone will dig your pig.

3. Cottage Cheese Please?
One of 07's biggest shocker trends is going to be cellulite. Having babies was the hottest celeb trend of '06, leaving our idols with fat, saggy asses and no time for surgery. So stop dishing out on "firming" creams and invest in some booty shorts. Let loose, and don't forget to pick up an extra Big Mac!

4. Since we've no place to go, let it grow, let it grow, let it grow
This year in tinseltown hair is flare. Not just on your head but everywhere. Let those unruly eyebrows rebel. Underarms, legs, bikini lines, upper lips and even sideburns (for those girls blessed by nature) are all hot, hot, hot this winter. It's not about feminism or saving the trees. It's the ultimate "I'm too busy making films, records and stealing African babies to shave" look.

5. Be this, be that, just be...smelly
No need to go to fancy department stores for the most sought-after scent of 2007. Look no further than your own body. That's right - Body Odour, aka BO, is IN. And how could it not be? Between never shaving or showering, eating greasy food, wearing used clothing and caring for beloved pet pigs, the mavens who are following all the trends smell like absolute hell. And Europe's top designers are loving it! Tommy, Ralph and Calvin are all working on capturing the BO scent but the best way to be on top of this hot trend is to DIY.